subjecttomeg:

I had forgotten about that date until now.  My one friend likes to joke with me that I have a thing for older guys, because my husband is nine years older than I am.  And I don’t really have an age thing, but I had said that everyone else I dated was my age or a year older.  But there were three that were about five years older.  This date, the one who basically let someone steal his truck, and some asshole who took me on his motorcycle.  And after I told him I was deathly afraid of them, he assured me it would be “fun,” and then he proceeded to be a dick and go fast and keep turning, trying to scare me.  I did not sleep with him.  That was a wise choice.

And then!  Years later, my one boyfriend and I broke up (the one that made me break up with him for him) and I was living with his roommate’s girlfriend and things went cold and awkward really quickly, so I had to find a new dorm to stay in and so after I moved, I saw the motorcycle guy again, because he was apparently friends or fuck buddies with one of my new roommates.  That was awkward, too!

Haha and she was so funny.  She was a beauty pageant contestant and won the state title or some such shit.  But she would brag about how it got her all these boyfriends, but also brag about her virginity.  And whatevs, I could not give a shit, but she made a huge deal about it and she would be bitchy about my other roommates fucking.  I was not fucking anyone at the time, because I was all heart broken and shit.  Meanwhile, we could hear her fucking in the shower all the time.  And we could hear her, because she was LOUD.  And she talked.  And then one night, she had this guy stay over (and we shared a room) and in the morning, there was a used condom on the floor.  And no one even asked her anything, and she was like, we didn’t do anything, he just put it on and it stayed on all night while he was sleeping and then jumped off and fell onto the floor in the morning.